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Pho is the only food that lets you print profanity on a shirt and hide behind a pronunciation guide

Gentle peer pressure never sounded so warmly persuasive

Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Arched distressed white block text reads "SEGUIN TOROS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a brown bull gripping a baseball bat in its mouth

Waiting for Halloween - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt wyoming Pho is the only foodSkeletons waiting for Halloween have the patience of someone who started counting down on November 1st and meant it. Commitment to a holiday is admirable until you realize you've been dead longer than you were alive. The Details: Distressed cream serif text reads "Waiting For" above a weathered illustration of a skeleton resting its chin on its hands atop an orange jack o' lantern with triangle eyes and a jagged grin, green sleeves visible on its