Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Curved distressed white text reading

Curved distressed white text reading "IN THE WOODS" arcs below

Bold white block text below reads "I'D HIT THAT

Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

Distressed typewriter-style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Curved distressed white text readingAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each