We Ain't Found Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt paterson A cartoon pho bowl in

A cartoon pho bowl in light blue holds yellow noodles

it's just a historically accurate campaign poster

Bold blue outlined retro-futuristic text reads "IT'S" above and "SHOW TIME

Inspired by the classic film It's a Wonderful Life

Dick's been stuffing beavers since 1969

We Ain't Found Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt paterson A cartoon pho bowl inCombing the desert with an Ace brand comb is peak military compliance, the kind of futile grunt work that deserves its own union logo. Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Distressed black arched text reads "WE AIN'T" across the top. Below, a black silhouette depicts two Spaceballs troopers dragging an oversized comb labeled "ACE" through scattered sand particles,