Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S which is either a win

which is either a win or the saddest thing at the table

Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden-yellow "Est

flanked by "Estd" and "1949

looking back over its shoulder

He didn't just sell a service

Christmas Cocktails - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S which is either a winCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,