Nailed It! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Vernon opening a gym called

Vernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses

Hand rendered in bold orange

Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON

Blue hand-lettered text below reads "WINSTED

beside a cartoon portrait of Phil Connors in a gray herringbone coat and yellow scarf holding a microphone

Nailed It! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Vernon opening a gym calledHammers walking around looking that cheerful about their job should make the rest of us deeply uncomfortable. Nobody loves what they do that much unless they're either delusional or literally built for it. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Nailed" above bold italic serif text reading "It!" with both lines showing a weathered screen print texture. A vintage hand drawn anthropomorphic hammer character in white walks with one arm waving