Be Nice Until It's Time to Not Be Nice - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Linguists failed where one beautifully

Linguists failed where one beautifully fried surfer succeeded by abandoning English entirely and somehow nailing it

Dark green block text reads "2800 SPRINGFIELD AVE

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

Smaller cyan sans-serif text reading "KEEP ON TRUCKIN'" sits to the left of a realistic rendering of the Eagle-5

Large white cursive script reads "Oilers" with a swoosh underline

Be Nice Until It's Time to Not Be Nice - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Linguists failed where one beautifullyDalton's three rules for bouncing at the Double Deuce sound like a philosophy seminar taught by someone who roundhouse kicks for emphasis. Niceness is policy until throats get ripped. Inspired by Road House. The Details: Bold white outlined block text reads "BE NICE" at the top. A blue monochromatic halftone illustration depicts Dalton standing with arms crossed in front of a "DOUBLE DEUCE" sign, bottles lining shelves behind him in a distressed