Lucky Duck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Lardass Hogan entered that contest

Lardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare

Distressed white varsity script reads "Sports" with a swooping tail extending from the final letter as an underline flourish

Judge Smails' hat is a war crime against taste that somehow demands a compliment

Inspired by Eastbound & Down

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Lucky Duck - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Lardass Hogan entered that contestRubber ducks already have the most unearned confidence of any bath toy, so pairing one with a four leaf clover is just showing off. Luck was never the problem for something that literally cannot sink. The Details: Distressed golden yellow four leaf clover and rubber duck illustrations sit side by side, each with hand drawn interior details and heavy weathered texture. Bold golden yellow block text below reads "LUCKY DUCK" with matching distressed