Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTER

Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTER McGAVIN'S" across the top

and a toothy grin holds a baseball bat

Somewhere a confused orthodontist on Marguerite Parkway keeps getting voicemails asking about couples skate night

and the FBI still won't return your calls

From Rampart to the rescue

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL Distressed golden-yellow text reads "SHOOTERGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes