Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Ordering linguine and white clam

Ordering linguine and white clam sauce for someone who didn't ask is peak five-point plan energy

" with smaller cursive text reading "Hartford's" below it

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

White text reading "Washing the scum off the streets since 1976

A hand-drawn winged roller skate soars through stylized clouds below

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Ordering linguine and white clamCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Style: