The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Skating roosters smoking cigars on

Skating roosters smoking cigars on signposts was a completely normal advertising decision in 1950s Santa Ana

flanked by brown bacon strip illustrations with "ALL NATURAL" and "100% GRASSFED" in white

Distressed golden-yellow serif text reads "DIRECTED BY" in a smaller weight

" A red cylindrical can lies on its side in a white spill puddle beneath

Branding tequila after the village that defeated you is the kind of vanity play only El Guapo would approve between sweater demands and vocabulary lessons

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Skating roosters smoking cigars onSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe