Skin That Smoke Wagon and See What Happens v2 - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Champagne requires a violent opening

Champagne requires a violent opening ceremony just to access some expensive grape juice

Sloths operate at a speed that makes glacial erosion look like a competitive sport

and so does everyone reading it

Vernon's Dusters joined the Longhorn League in 1947

and white ink

Skin That Smoke Wagon and See What Happens v2 - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Champagne requires a violent openingSkinning a smoke wagon sounds almost polite until Wyatt Earp rearranges your face with it across a card table. Frontier manners were basically just threats with better vocabulary. Inspired by Tombstone. The Details: A posterized illustration of Wyatt Earp in a wide brimmed hat, mustache, star badge, and neckerchief stands within a desert scene with saguaro cacti, adobe buildings, mountains, and a large sun, all in orange, gold, and white tones.