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Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Inspired by Dune

so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment

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