Frank and Stein's Bar and Grill - Unisex T-Shirt top80s1 Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Unpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip-mall delusion Ed would never question

JONES" with a small bullwhip flourish

Turtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational

Somehow the cat survived the whole thing and kept the branding

Frank and Stein's Bar and Grill - Unisex T-Shirt top80s1 Santa's catchphrase being three repetitionsFrank and Stein's has the exact energy of a dive bar where the bartender has neck bolts and a thousand yard stare and nobody asks questions. Open since 1931, which is either a prohibition flex or a monster movie reference, both equally credible. The Details: Green arched serif text reads "FRANK & STEIN'S" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Frankenstein's Monster with green skin, neck bolts, and flat top head, holding a foamy beer stein at a